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No One Calls Me On My Cell Phone (part two)

from Just The Three Of Us by The BJ Experience

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Part two of the song called
no one calls me on my cell phone
Originally a true story, and today
Still a true story

Not much has changed on the subject
Other than the fact that I think I have found out
the formula to people calling me on my cell phone
And that is
You make a song about how no one calls you on your cell phone
And then you get all kinds of people calling you on your cell phone
Because they're like
Hey, this guy wrote a song called No One Calls Me On My Cell Phone
so let's call him on his cell phone
cuz a few years ago when I did that song
I was getting calls from like everybody
Everybody, I mean people where going through the phone book
to look for my number
Even though it wasn't there
They were still looking for it
And in some cases, they even kinda found a few numbers close to it
But they gotta stay out of the porno section

But today I have a cell phone, it's a beautiful cell phone
It's an internet ready phone, I can go on the internet
I can take pictures
I can send you pictures, I can send her pictures
I can send him pictures, I can send me pictures
And in some cases, yes, I do even send myself my own pictures
Why? because I just like to play with my cell phone like that
And sometimes when no one else is calling me on my cell phone
I'll get on the cell phone, I'll send out a couple of pictures
go on the internet
Every morning at four o'clock in the morning
Going into the Banana Republic I like to go on the internet
and play with my cell phone
and go on the internet
It's kinda like a new obsession
I go to different websites, I go to AIM and do this and do that

But let's get back on subject matter here
It's how no one calls me on my cell phone, again
So I do this song
I have 500 minutes on this cell phone
I have unlimited nights and weekends
There is plenty of time for you to call me
Hey listen out there
If you can hear me, call me! I'm bored! Call me!
Give me a call on my cell phone
You know what? I can download ring tones
I'm downloading all these ring tones
And you people are still not calling me
I have about 7 ring tones downloaded right now
And I can't use them because no one is calling me with them
I get a call once a day, once a day
That's not good man, what am I not cool enough for you people?
Am I a dork?
Do you still not like my phone voice?
What's the deal?
Do I have to get like, ome sorta plastic surgery on my voice.
You see?
I'm getting a call right now, you hear that cool ring?

Hello? Oh, I can't hear you I have headphones on right now,
I have to call you later.
Ok Yeah Ok Uh huh What, No no no!
I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that
Stop wasting my phone minutes
Wait a minute, it's Sunday
It's unlimited cell phone minutes! Call me, somebody else call me!
I'm bored, I'm losing my mind
I've been recording all day
Not one person has called me
What the hell
Nobody calls me on my cell phone, it's not right
I'm starting a petition
And I'm gonna have it signed by everybody
to have everybody call me on my cell phone
Because my cell phone needs to be rung
Cuz I mean when it rings I can see your picture
I can see you calling me on my cell phone
Please, call me, call me, call me on my cell phone
If you don't call me I'm gonna call myself

credits

from Just The Three Of Us, released July 1, 2004
BJ--Vocal
Father Bloopy--Guitar
Tropical Barber--Drums, Upright Bass, Guitar

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