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Just The Three Of Us

by The BJ Experience

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Sad Song 03:32
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Ahh... When I was two I fell off the roof Broke my foot ain't that the truth When I was in the third grade I tripped and went head first into the wall When I was in the sixth grade this girl made fun of me cuz I wasn't tall When I got to middle school I had absolutely no friends at all This is such a sad song It's been the truth for oh so long Why is my life oh so wrong Just listen to this sad song... Look at me now I'm so sad It's not the way I feel it's the way I am My only friend now is my damn left hand I'm a loser, a hopeless romantic, I've got no fans It's a sad song, a sad song, a bad song, a sad song, a wrong song it's your song it's my song a mad song, a mean song, a good song ... ???
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Beautiful 04:42
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(spoken) Don't look at me Please don't look at me You're still looking at me, stop looking at me Please Don't look at me I really mean don't look at me Stop calling me too I don't want any piece of you Every day is so wonderful And suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the fame, I'm so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The piece is gone and the puzzle undone That's the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words won't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring you down Don't you bring me down today No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what they say (no matter what they say) When the sun is shining through Then the clouds won't stay And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun won't always shine (sun won't always shine) But tomorrow will find a way All the other times We are beautiful no matter what they say Yes, words won't bring us down We are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring us down Don't you bring me down today Don't you bring me down today Don't you bring me down today
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White Boy In A Hip Hop Club (He's So White) 02:41
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CHORUS: He's so white Mmm look whose walking up in here Ooo he's so white he's looking like a chicken, coming up in this club thinking he could dance What the hell is he doing? - I know right? Walking in and they're all like what white boy in a hip hop club So white he shines like the sun White boy better up and run CHICKS: He better be up and outta here, I don't know who he thinks he is I know, He's gonna get shot What the hell is he wearing... is that spandex? Oh my goodness... not even my momma BJ: Oh... oh yea! Oh man, look at this club man I like this Look at that shorty over there... CHICKS: You know he could be sorta cute in that white way BJ: I'm gonna shake my butt with her... Hey, Calvin come with me CHICKS: Oh he did not just go on up and ask for a Cavasier...-Oh yes he did He cannot drink that! BJ: Wassup baby mama? Hello mamacita You like this white boy? CHICKS: He's so white he makes the walls look dark, that's horrible BJ: I know I'm white... you like white boy? CHICKS: I don't know who he thinks he is comin up in here Who dropped him off? It must have been a joke Maybe he's like, y'know, speacial I feel bad for him, maybe we should go up and talk to him He must be lost... -Girl don't touch him! Ooh shit... look at him He thinkin like he can dance, oh no Is that the lawnmower? Girl, he look like he's convulsing up in there Oh no no no, that's the sprinkler dance What you mean he's like one of them special people I told you, retarted What do you mean, like retarted or something? I just said it, retarted BJ: Oh god, I think, I think I should start shakin' Booty bounce, booty bounce Calvin, look at my booty bounce Actually, Calvin, move out of the way so that girl can definitely look at my booty bounce Man, I feel good tonight Look at this hip hop club Hey, look at this white boy dance I'm dancing Look at my hips move... ah, oo, ah, AH! I'm shakin' it, shakin' I feel home now I like the way that chick is singin man. Yo, we gotta get this CD man Calvin, find out whose singin yo I know I'm white, I know I'm white White boy can dance White boy get down Booty tooty too
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Josh 04:40
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Hi, I'm Joshua Rossi and I approve the following song Once upon a time there was this guy named Josh He was really cool, he had his own car wash Nah, I'm just jokin' but that sure sounds nice The truth is about Josh is that he came at a price He had a weakness in his heart for redheads He loved them so much he even thought of dying his own hair red Josh is the kinda guy he'd come over and fix your bed And he wouldn't even ask you to, he'd just lie in it Five minute man, five minute man He's Josh guy he'd do whatever he can He's the man, he's the man Josh guy, I'm his biggest fan Josh! He grew up fast , he's married by twenty But all of a sudden he came into lots of money He picked his girl up and moved back to Texas But don't you all worry now, he'll fix all your possesions Five minute man, five minute man He's Josh guy he'd do whatever he can He's the man, he's the man Josh guy, I'm his biggest fan I think I broke my car He'll be there to fix that too I think I broke my heart He's coming over again real soon Help Josh! Five minute man, five minute man He's Josh guy he'd do whatever he can He's the man, he's the man Josh guy, I'm his biggest fan
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No One Calls Me On My Cell Phone (part two) 04:22
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Part two of the song called no one calls me on my cell phone Originally a true story, and today Still a true story Not much has changed on the subject Other than the fact that I think I have found out the formula to people calling me on my cell phone And that is You make a song about how no one calls you on your cell phone And then you get all kinds of people calling you on your cell phone Because they're like Hey, this guy wrote a song called No One Calls Me On My Cell Phone so let's call him on his cell phone cuz a few years ago when I did that song I was getting calls from like everybody Everybody, I mean people where going through the phone book to look for my number Even though it wasn't there They were still looking for it And in some cases, they even kinda found a few numbers close to it But they gotta stay out of the porno section But today I have a cell phone, it's a beautiful cell phone It's an internet ready phone, I can go on the internet I can take pictures I can send you pictures, I can send her pictures I can send him pictures, I can send me pictures And in some cases, yes, I do even send myself my own pictures Why? because I just like to play with my cell phone like that And sometimes when no one else is calling me on my cell phone I'll get on the cell phone, I'll send out a couple of pictures go on the internet Every morning at four o'clock in the morning Going into the Banana Republic I like to go on the internet and play with my cell phone and go on the internet It's kinda like a new obsession I go to different websites, I go to AIM and do this and do that But let's get back on subject matter here It's how no one calls me on my cell phone, again So I do this song I have 500 minutes on this cell phone I have unlimited nights and weekends There is plenty of time for you to call me Hey listen out there If you can hear me, call me! I'm bored! Call me! Give me a call on my cell phone You know what? I can download ring tones I'm downloading all these ring tones And you people are still not calling me I have about 7 ring tones downloaded right now And I can't use them because no one is calling me with them I get a call once a day, once a day That's not good man, what am I not cool enough for you people? Am I a dork? Do you still not like my phone voice? What's the deal? Do I have to get like, ome sorta plastic surgery on my voice. You see? I'm getting a call right now, you hear that cool ring? Hello? Oh, I can't hear you I have headphones on right now, I have to call you later. Ok Yeah Ok Uh huh What, No no no! I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that Stop wasting my phone minutes Wait a minute, it's Sunday It's unlimited cell phone minutes! Call me, somebody else call me! I'm bored, I'm losing my mind I've been recording all day Not one person has called me What the hell Nobody calls me on my cell phone, it's not right I'm starting a petition And I'm gonna have it signed by everybody to have everybody call me on my cell phone Because my cell phone needs to be rung Cuz I mean when it rings I can see your picture I can see you calling me on my cell phone Please, call me, call me, call me on my cell phone If you don't call me I'm gonna call myself
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Retail Movie 01:47
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From start to finish there is no break for me I get there at 6am and I leave at 3 I'm going nuts, going insane These people are going to force me to shoot my brain I don't know what to do Organize the closet, help the customer Ring up the money, fix this, find that, go outside Get a cab, why? who? you? That's who! Cuz you're the man, cuz you're full time We expect this, we expect that You better get with it, or you better get off the crack You know, I'm starting to lose it here I'm starting to wanna you know, ?? Cuz I'm thinking to myself, is it really all worth it I wake up at 4 o'clock in the mornihg And ?? I feel like I'm living in a movie Some really bad movie All of a sudden the bass pops in my head and says I'm in a movie I'm in a movie It's called the retail movie
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35 36 00:39
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8.
Sales Associate Blues 01:45
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9.
The Real Truth 03:19
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10.
Sleep With You 01:29
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11.
I Love Jacobs Ladder 01:16
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12.
Shhh... 02:57
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13.
I'm So Happy When I'm With Me 02:29
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14.
Drown 02:49
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15.
Rock A Party Pop (Out-take) 03:47
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16.
Sad Song (Single Mix) 03:34
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After a years hiatus, while the band was concentrating on their film, solo and other projects, they returned in the summer with this album, properly titled Just The Three Of Us, since it was only BJ, Bloopy and Barber working on it, with a few guests to round up the proceedings. With that said, it isn't much of a surprise that the album is easily comparible to Does The Chicken. The vibe, however, is different and shows signs of strain in the band and consequently, the band didn't record another full length since.

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released July 1, 2004

Produced by The BJ Experience and ecorded @ the Ladder Shack & Dippy Studios, Miami Beach, FL, June 2004.

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